Hustle and Drone
Music video: Yellow Ostrich - Whale
Music video: Thundercat - Walkin’
Here’s my secret: I kill teenagers. I am the stuff in the basement. And this movie, and all these movies teach you, Don’t go down in the basement. Because Drew and Joss are down there, having a meeting. We love horror. Clearly there’s something wrong with us, and we celebrate that.
Facebook updates of a new mother who gets less and less excited about her newfound motherhood
- April 16, 2012: I’M A NEW MOMMY!!!!!!
- April 20, 2012: Baby and family are resting comfortably, everyone. But the baby doesn’t rest that much! LOL!!!!!!
- April 25, 2012: Just spending time with my baby on this fine day. Hubby took the day off to hang out wish his friends. MUST BE NICE!!! LOL!!!!!
- May 30, 2012: Haven’t updated in a while! Been so busy with the little one. He’s perfect in every way. What would also be perfect is a night alone with my hubby.
- August 2, 2012: My boobs hurt.
- September 17, 2012: Oh my. My little guy is quite the talker! I think today he said, “VODKA!” His first words and the first thing I drink in the morning before feeding him!
- October 7, 2012: He tried to walk today! I tried to help him along by pushing him a little, but I ended up pushing him a little too hard and he fell. It was funny to me! Really funny! DON’T PUSH YOUR BABIES, PEOPLE. LOL!!!!!
- November 7, 2012: I’m so lucky to have the best husband and kid in the world. My life is perfect! It’s great being a MOM!!!! Someone free me from this manufactured CAGE I’ve put myself in, please!!! I’m smothering my child because I resent him for taking away the best years of my already mediocre life!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
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